Sophie Rain OnlyFans Review
General Thoughts:
I start my messages to creators with an introduction and letting them know I’m there to review them. Sophie Rain’s intro video was $10 to watch her strip to her underwear. And spank her butt. Not a good video, pretty much what you can find on Reddit scrolling on most subs.
I asked to be a part of her VIP. She responded immediately with an unlock for $100 that included a year long subscription. Which is actually a decent value if you think her page is worth $10/month. Her page is not. But I’ll get to that on content quality. I asked her if I could now see her nudes she responded quickly saying “yes”. What she meant was if I purchased PPV after paying for her VIP I would get to see her nude.
At this point I’d spent $115. After entering VIP I was bombarded with several PPVs. There was one for $75 that she said I could see her nude. But the other was $150 and it claimed I could see her nude with no gimmicks. I went for the latter cause I genuinely didn’t want to spend anymore past this and needed to know how far this went.
The videos, both of which were about 60 seconds, were her playing with her boobs. They were bad. Low quality. Boring. I saw her nipples, and the lighting was ok, it seemed like a circle light in her bedroom with the lights off. After this purchase I was bombarded with more PPV asking to see her “wet kitty” for $200.
Everything claimed it was 50% off. Just insane pricing. Absolutely ludicrous to charge this high for this low of quality. It’s like ordering a dry steak for $200 or getting prune juice instead of your $50 glass of wine.
Terrible chat experience that is driven by PPV sales. Inauthentic, is clearly a marketing team due to automatic speed and not really interacting with what I was saying. However, if you are ok with the pricing, and you want to pretend it’s her? You might be able to fool yourself.
Amount of content: 2/10
The content was non nude unless you paid and just was not that much considering it is roughly the same as her content on free sites like instagram and TikTok.
Quality of content: 1/10
The price makes this a 1. Absolutely not worth the price. Chat is bad. Videos are lifeless and boring. Pictures are photoshopped in some cases or just low effort in others, or better ones can be found on their socials.
Would I resubscribe:
I almost hesitate to post this because I worry it’s all for controversy. But it’s not. It’s disappointing and just absolutely an ick. Onlyfan’s has so much opportunity for creators to build relationships or show off incredible products, and when there are pages like this it can give such a bad experience that creators who truly deserve a chance won’t. Maybe the worst page I’ve ever been on. Won’t resub. Won’t recommend it. May not forget simply cause it’s that bad, but mostly would be forgettable if she wasn’t weirdly famous.
I spent over $200 to do this review, and it’s absolutely the worst thing I’ve spent my money on…. Other than my Xbox 360 from a pawn shop that was infested with ants. That was worse. But the pawn shop gave me my money back. Sophie Rains just gave me more disappointment than the night I lost my v-card.